OK then, this is for ~mattshaw, since I thought I should join in the frivolity...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
..."moustachio'd, full of power and mysterious calm, and so..." and for the record, NO, it's not some gay porno novel!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Just knocked over a Wacom tablet pen.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Family Man.Nic Cage and that Tea Leone chick. Nice film. I like.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:50

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:18. WAY out!

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV ad for computeach..."gain the skills to be an IT technitian..." and a fan heater... I'm cold!
Last night, coming home from playing 5-a-side.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My guitar...got one for Christmas. I'm crap. Maybe it's coz I just look at it!?

9.What are you wearing?
Long shorts and wierd marl socks-the kind you go wear for hiking. I don't know who's they are! And no top - maybe that's why I'm cold!

10.Did you dream last night?
Nope

11. When did you last laugh?
This morning, being woken up getting tickled.I HATE being tickled!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A 2006 calendar. Yeah, I know it's not 2006 yet. Not much else... VERY whitish-cream paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Er... some guy falling over 4 times in a row on a snowy path... that's wierd, coz you'd think he'd learn... and no-one else fell over!

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm trying not to.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Family Man last night night on TV, and at the cinema... Harry Potter. The latest one. I'm not a big Potter fan, but I quite enjoyed it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you get?
Everything. I'd pay someone to answer this 'quiz' for me as well. OH! And a Hummer. Do I mean the vehicle?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Er... I love Disney films. And Classical music. Please don't beat me up!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make it more fair. Thigs like poverty, the justice system, war. Infact, I'd just give everyone a conscience, and most of those things would go away!

19. Do you like to dance?
Hell yeah, I like to cut some shapes! I'm kind of well known for spanking the planks in my social circles.

20.George Bush:
Has Thrush. Drinks Slush. Should hush.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Er... something like Abby. or Cathedral.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alfie

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? :
Yeah, but they all have to speak my language.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Something like.. "Hey Damo, come on in and take all the Pün you can carry!"

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Me, myself, I ,and moi.